Teyana Taylor And Iman Shumpert Relationship Was Cap From The Start

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[00:01:06] This is Doggy Diamonds TV. I'm Doggy Diamonds. I'm I'm is who I'm is shout out to all the people who I go across in the daytime. I run across and they be like, what's your name? Ladies, when y'all meet me, you always say, what's your name?

[00:01:23] And I say, my name is Doggy Diamonds. And you always ask me, what's the name your mama gave you? Listen, I love what my mother named me. I go by it. My Facebook say it. But the checks say Doggy Diamonds TV LLC. So Doggy Diamonds is my name.

[00:01:47] I that's it. Once I got my grandmother to buy into calling me that. That's the highest woman in my life. Always will be. Once grandma started calling me Doggy. You don't stand a chance. I. I don't stand a chance.

[00:02:11] Just telling you so what my wish your real wish, your real name, which your mother named you. Doesn't matter. I don't know you like that. You don't just meet people and tell them my real name. If your screen name was sweet caramel 443. Well, your name is sweet caramel 443.

[00:02:31] I don't need to know your real name. Your name is sweet caramel. I ain't trying to say what's your real name. I ain't calling you no sweet caramel 443. Hey, that's your name. It is what it is. We we don't gotta do no real names.

[00:02:47] I we don't do real names anyway. But all y'all watching that be meeting me within the last few days that met me out and about met me and, and, and BJ's and met me in Walmart and target. And you always ask me what's your real name?

[00:03:02] What's the name your mother gave you? You don't need to. You don't need to know all that. So what's up everybody? Um, so here we go. Here we go. Um, you know, this is funny to me.

[00:03:24] The reason why this is funny to me because I like a great relationship that lasts. I'm not all for nobody relationship breaking up. I'm not for infidelity. I'm not for, uh, you know, I'm all for one. This divorce, you know, it was too much divorce.

[00:03:43] It's too much infidelity is too much untrue relationships. There's a lot of cat. Now I'm gonna keep it real with you. They got y'all. They fooled y'all. A lot of y'all be seeing them. They take their little family pictures and y'all be like relationship goals.

[00:04:04] They be getting y'all. Oh, look how beautiful their family is. Look at the relationship goals. Oh, look at that. They be getting y'all. When we go and explain how they be getting y'all, they be getting y'all. They be getting y'all. They be getting y'all. I see them pictures.

[00:04:25] You know, we all for a week for the beautiful children and the babies. We see the babies. We all for a week for the, but once we see the babies and the babies is beautiful

[00:04:32] and he got a beautiful smile and they look like their mother or the father, or they look like a combination of both. We love it. Maybe like, look at the beautiful Phil. Look at the beautiful black. Look at the babies. We love the babies.

[00:04:47] Look how beautiful they are. And we just fall for, we eat it up and you sit there, you look at me. You might look at just significant other and you'd be like, we can't compete with that. Our family, we, we need to take a family portrait.

[00:05:11] And then you elbow star mail. You, you know, ladies, you elbow star mail. You mad at star milk or star mail. You know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know.

[00:05:23] But I mean, you, you, you need to get into that star milk or star mail been playing. He even doing the right thing. You want to play the game all day. Don't got no job.

[00:05:38] You just discussed it as star mail and you looking at them and you jealous. You look at everything on social media and you jealous. You want that for yourself? That's your goal. be so jealous of illusions. You'll be jealous of a lie.

[00:06:01] See anybody could take a picture and it looks like something anybody could do anything and it look like this is what you want, but it's cap is cat. Cap. And the problem is you can't decipher when it's cap or not,

[00:06:27] but you should know cat. When you see cat, you should know photo ops. You should just know that is cat. Now let's go. How, how, how, let's go to the beginning. If I could rewind, I could rewind. I would, I need a rewind sound.

[00:06:43] That's what I'm working on getting a rewind sound. First of all, who the hell is Tiana Taylor? Tiana Taylor, now respectfully I don't know where she came from. I don't know where she was just there. So when people say plant,

[00:07:01] people say industry plant, people say all that about other people. That's how I always viewed her. I don't know where she came from. All I know is this girl was doing a sweet 16 like who the hell is this? I swear sweet 16 was for famous people,

[00:07:20] daughters and shit. And then out of nowhere, it was a girl named Tiana Taylor. They said she was down with star track. Like, okay, she's down with who? Pharrell? Who are mommy and her daddy. They didn't wasn't doing sweet 16s on nobody because they was down with somebody.

[00:07:41] They was doing sweet 16 because they was the child of somebody popular. You know, CeeLo green daughter had one, but this, she had a sweet 16 and that's how that was our introduction to her. She just came out of nowhere. We accepted her. Then we found out she sung.

[00:08:09] Okay. Uh, then we found out she was a choreographer. Okay. Well, she disappeared. Then she was famous. Then she was everywhere. Then I seen women saying she was beautiful. She's this look at her body. Look at her abs.

[00:08:44] I was always tripping cause I'm like, you know, respect to her body, respect to the part hard work that she probably did. You know? Um, but he's like this big. Um, okay. You know, she's like this big, like,

[00:09:08] you know, she might have a nice abs, but she's this big. Okay. Respect. Say thank you for support my independent voice. I just don't want to get off track. So then she was down with Kanye West. Then she was an actress.

[00:09:30] Then she was like revered at this as this beautiful woman and I'm gonna be respectful. He wasn't never beautiful to me. She wasn't my cup of tea. You could say her waistline is fire, but I mean, when you like a hundred, when you like 98 pounds, I mean,

[00:09:53] what fucking waistline you going to have? Now let's not get this wrong. She is very talented. I liked the way she's saying I'm not into dancing, so I don't care how she dance. She's not gorgeous to me. Just, just, just, just, just me, just me. She's not gorgeous.

[00:10:08] She's not, not to me. That's just my opinion. But I think she was a plant when she came out. I thought she had a liquor license. That's what I thought. I was whatever she, you know, she looked like a little

[00:10:39] rough little negative to me. So I was like, whatever. But she kept getting propped up. She kept getting hyped up. She's, you know, she's just standing third and I'm like, but don't she, how are you going to tell me who I never seen in person?

[00:11:01] You think I'd just be on YouTube all day? Don't confuse me with other people, please. Thank you. I thought she had a liquor license, you know, and that's fine. You know, lick away. Oh shit. No pun intended. Lick away.

[00:11:22] I thought she had a liquor license and then they just kept forcing her on us. And I was like, okay, like, all right. And then she gets into this, this public relationship with Eamon Shumpert. Now I was like, so because I don't really care about nobody meet action.

[00:11:56] I don't really care about nobody. You know what they do. I don't care who they, and they don't even really matter to me. I don't care who, I don't care about that. I never cared about that because I don't care about nobody else,

[00:12:06] but it was kind of peculiar to me. And I'm like, hold up. I thought she had a liquor license. I thought she was playing for that. I thought she was playing for that. She was playing for that team. Then out of nowhere, she was playing for

[00:12:34] the team that we all play for. Like, you know, the, the, the man, woman, man and woman team. Then as time was going on, we started hearing, hold on. If you are playing for this team and y'all are playing for this team and y'all together and y'all,

[00:13:07] is this a freak off that went too far? See, this is what I be thinking. Sometimes, sometimes we take this freak off and that good freak off. When we start saying, nah, I want this freak off every night

[00:13:25] and you get down on one knee and you say, yeah, I want this freak off every night. Is this a freak off that went too far? That resulted in marriage? Cause I think his cat, let me just be real with you.

[00:13:41] I think she might have a liquor license. He might have a home. I don't even know what to, I don't even know how to classify that. And then it just went too far and then they, you know, then it's public because when you were an institution of marriage,

[00:14:07] okay. And you have all these people involved in your institution, your institute, a instituting. Well, what the hell? Like when did you, when she revealed some stuff to us and you know, as the dude sometimes you're like, Hey man, I'm bad in a thousand. So now y'all go,

[00:14:48] yeah. Public. But when have y'all been monogamous with each other? When have y'all said is about me and you because the fun could have been coming from other fun boys, no pun intended. And other people who got you, their liquor license with you. We see this,

[00:15:18] right? With TI and tiny same setup. All of these couples we be seeing be cap. It's a big freak show a by freaking off because if me and y'all are together and we're met, we're married. We're not my brother. Rest in peace. Taught me this.

[00:15:45] He said, yo, when you marry bro is different. When you were in a relationship, you can break up. But when you're married, it's different because there's a lot of assets that has to be split. It's a lot that happens when you're married. It's different. So y'all got married,

[00:16:07] decide to have children. Y'all inviting other people into your institution. You invited other people into your vows. So how come y'all couldn't stay together if y'all got all these people involved in which y'all doing? Y'all, you got an appetite for, let's be honest.

[00:16:34] Don't you get to bring pussy home homie? You get to bring pussy home homie. You get to bring pushy. Go and bring you some pussy too. And she's saying with that still her best friend, how does your best friend of you y'all don't want to be together?

[00:16:57] I share a box. I freak off. I got this beautiful family portraits, chin looking strong. The motherfucker, this nigga lip bombed up. The baby's looking beautiful. What the hell is going on? The problem is,

[00:17:26] is that we look at celebrities and we look at people and we say, yo, they, this, they, that relationship goes be some freaking off. That just went too far. I know the difference between just having fun. And do I want this shit forever?

[00:17:54] I mean, think about it. Like, let's say, what do we all love? Let's say chocolate cake. You can only eat so much chocolate cake before you say I'm tired of this chocolate cake. Matter of fact, no, no.

[00:18:07] Let me give you a better one. You ever eat something that's rocking. You eat that spoon and this shit rocking. But when you're full, the food start to stink. Right? Like if you like put that shit away, I can't even smell that spaghetti anymore.

[00:18:26] That smell is getting to me because you fall now. You don't want to eat that shit no more. You like, yo, I don't even want to see no spaghetti. I don't want no spaghetti for two weeks.

[00:18:44] Especially pizza. You know, you can rock like two slices of pizza back to back. Well, well, well, after you rock pizza used to get you so well, now I don't really eat pizza no more, but pizza used to get me so full. I want to see no pizza.

[00:18:59] I want to see no pizza. So you think about them? They started an institution, something that many of you would have patterned yourself after. She's so talented. You patterned yourself after her so much in him, so much that you look past shit

[00:19:38] that you normally don't look past. You look past the pug nose. You look past the strong, you look past all that shit and beauties in the eye. The beholder, what you see ain't what I see. Right? But you look past it.

[00:19:54] You was just like, yo man, just stay beautiful. You started calling that nigga beautiful, beautiful family. You were so, my word is enamored. I love that word. It was so enamored. You started calling that nigga beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful folk. God, they're beautiful. Look at them. They're beautiful.

[00:20:30] That nigga is beautiful. That's what you want. And you look over at star mail and discuss and you look at your babies and you be like, they look like my side of the family because star mail side of the family is trash. And this is what we call

[00:20:52] worship celebrity worship because the reality of it is no Kermit Campbell. It was all cab. She probably never, never stopped with the liquor license. She probably never stopped. So what happened was she wanted a baby or two. Do they get into this agreement of let's have children.

[00:21:36] They have children, but then we confuse the agreement with relationship goals to where you start saying, Oh, they're beautiful. Now I can look at somebody and say they're beautiful. I could look at somebody and say they not beautiful, but I always look at the character of people.

[00:22:11] I separate talent. I separate talent from the person. I could be like, yo, you rap your ass off, but you a piece of shit. What happened is you, you forgot. You forgot. Hold on. Hold on. Oh, for the record. I'm glad to see. Oh word. Damn.

[00:22:42] That's crazy cause I'm at, Oh, you know what? Let me get you up out of here. We fall in love with what we see and we forget what we know. We fall in love with what we see and forget what we know.

[00:23:01] How could you have the nuclear black family if it was founded on freaking off? It's already marred in controversy because at the end of the day, when you, when y'all share a box, just really think about it.

[00:23:35] We can't fathom it cause you know, many of us don't share a box. We ain't into that. But if you share a box, right? Somebody got stingy when he was like, man, this box is for me. I ain't bringing this box. This nigga,

[00:23:57] do you remember how to sneak in his tab? His head done. Let me tell you something. You have men who, when you got a hairdo, see there's a difference between getting your head done and having a hairdo.

[00:24:13] When a nigga got a hairdo, I'm looking at everybody like, yo, what the hell is going on? And then you have people who look in and they like, yo, this is what's going on. This is what, this is what's happening.

[00:24:38] That's not what's happening with us, man. That's not what we was founded off of. That's not what we were brought up like in this new way that's happening. This new way that's going on that we're seeing is not going to work. It's not natural. It's not gonna work.

[00:25:00] And reason why I'm saying what I'm saying, because some people will look at the title and they'll look at shit. You got some dick breath. Motherfuckers will come in here and be like, Oh, you gossiping? No, it's not gossip. It's a lesson in all of this.

[00:25:14] The way you were raised, the way you were taught was correct. Unfortunately, everything that you were taught in the way you were raised doesn't exist anymore. You got to bring it back into existence. You gotta let it be known that no, this is how it shall be.

[00:25:43] Is this is how it was done. You might look at grandma and grandpa. They done been together for 49 years. They might sleep in separate rooms. She might even have to go in a room sometime and wipe grandpa ass. But you know what?

[00:26:05] They kept it together for the family. They kept it together for you. They kept it together for their mother. They kept it together for the generations to come. They kept it together. They went to thick, thick and thin.

[00:26:22] They didn't go to social media and say, Oh, we broke up. They didn't go to social media and say we separated. They didn't go to social media and say, we brought different people into our marriage, into our family. You never even heard grandpa knocking grandma down.

[00:26:40] You never seen none of that shit. You never knew none of that shit. You never knew that. You never knew that. Now what we're looking at is dysfunction. It's all over. It's in every blog is in the shade room. And then we're like, Oh,

[00:26:58] I can't believe they were so beautiful. That's all they had was beauty. That's all they had. That's all they had was beauty. But the character was when questioned from day one, you trying to tell me somebody that comes from living the alternative lifestyle

[00:27:23] is going to live a lifestyle that you live when they lived another way. You trying to tell me people who experienced shit that you never experienced is going to experience what you experienced. Like I've never been high in my life.

[00:27:38] I never been high. So I can't tell you about being high. Can't tell you about that. I can't tell you about being high. And there's a lot of things I can't tell you about when it come to the, to my personal life because I ain't never experienced that.

[00:27:59] Are you trying to tell me people experience certain shit? Just all of a sudden going to say, Oh man, I gave you an analogy. If you have somebody who has been digging in the garbage for 15 years, if you bring them in your home, listen,

[00:28:12] they're still going to look at a garbage can and say, Hmm, yellow garbage cans. I know everywhere I go, they be having fire donuts. It's what's in you. You didn't get no help. You didn't get rehabilitated. You didn't go no way and say,

[00:28:26] this is not what I'm doing no more. You still doing that shit. And for some reason, this freak shit that goes on, this for some reason, this is what I'm doing. This shit that goes on this for some reason, this hypersexual, this weird shit that take place

[00:28:43] got normalized. It got normalized to where you have every day people trying to emulate some shit that's not meant for you to emulate. It's not you because if Sharon box do liquor licensing can't keep you together. Money, fame, beauty, sharing box, success can't keep you together. What can?

[00:29:16] And some of us don't even have one of the five, but that's what we competing with. Well, what's the one thing that we have? You got good character. We got good morals. We got good structure. We got good upbringing. We got to rest on that.

[00:29:35] We got to re implement that. We got to recall that because this social media microwave life that we see, it ain't even lasting for them. Look how many people, Jeezy and Chunglee, so many people separate and so many people breaking up

[00:30:04] and you done been with star Mel for 10 years. Star Mel ain't never had no job and you love star Mel and they got all that shit and can't stay together. Even Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce. That's why she made lemonade. Becky with the good hair. Beyonce got four, 400, $500 waves.

[00:30:34] What else he want? Oh, what I'm saying? You can't be a dual who rhyming about how many chicks you smash and how you be and the all level. I'll fuck them. You can't be that person. And then one day say,

[00:30:50] yeah, I'm tied down. I'm a married nigga. You going to be who you are. If you not disciplined from the beginning, if you don't learn discipline, this is what I'm saying. It's easy for people to get up here and say this down to third, you know,

[00:31:06] listen, calm down. Can no man sit up here, especially some of these married do who, you know, if they can't get out the bag on them, they be wild and to how do you, how do you, how do you fuck with a nigga who's disloyal when it listen,

[00:31:37] listen, so many people lack discipline. They like discipline, right? Discipline is the key to everything. Discipline is the key to any successful thing you want to do in life. It takes discipline. That shit is hard as fuck. It's hard to have discipline.

[00:32:01] I see undisciplined people every day. You have no discipline, undisciplined people. I don't trust because when it comes to money, pussy and opportunity, a nigga will stab you in your head with one of your knives

[00:32:17] and you gave him a knife to defend himself and he turned around and stab you. Look at these individuals. It take discipline to be a certain way. It take discipline. These people like that. They like discipline. What is, what, what, what is it?

[00:32:39] Why do I need 10 women? Why do I need 20 women? Why do I need this freak ass life where we share in box and all that? But I took a vow to you for richer, for poorer from sickness to health to death. Do us part.

[00:32:54] If we going to separate and not be together and we share everything, then it was cat. It was all cat. It was all cap and we following that. We watching that. Oh, they're beautiful. It take more than beauty. It take more than money. It take more to success.

[00:33:23] It take more than fame to be a good person with discipline and good character. And a lot of people lack that because if you can't be disciplined to say, yo, this is my woman. I don't want no other woman.

[00:33:38] We ain't even going to share no woman. It's about me and you. Fuck it. If I'm on time out, you ain't, well, you ain't gonna give me no box for two years. Fuck it. I'm awake. I tell you not much discipline to take,

[00:33:50] to say to somebody, I'm not giving up on you regardless. I'm not giving up on you regardless. We going to find a way. We going to go to counseling. We going to go to whatever God we, but look where we at. You invite people in your bedroom.

[00:34:10] You invite people in your business. You do from the start. We should never know anything about who y'all screwing, which y'all screwing. We should never know. But it became cool to go on these podcasts and to go on these shows and talk about, uh, what y'all do. Yeah,

[00:34:35] we pee on each other. Uh, thank you for the smiles TV for support my independent voice. Oh, we pee on each other and, and, and we eating this shit up. See the minute a female say, Oh, I like to get pissed on. She's a man.

[00:34:51] She's automatically tuned out. Now we're not watching no Carisha. We know why I'm not watching none of that shit. I'm not watching that. You were savage. I'm not watching that. What I got in common with you, honestly,

[00:35:11] I don't care about nothing. You say after you, what? Yeah. You know what happened to you? Nasty. We used to get stone for you. Eat your boogers. People that you'll eat his boogers. You be in school. You eat your boogers.

[00:35:25] You eat your boogers. People are like, I ain't gonna front. Sometimes I like to get pissed on what happened to that. What happened to us saying, Oh yo, you nasty. Ah, you get out of here.

[00:35:38] We don't, we don't get out of here. Don't we? You know, we didn't, we ain't drinking behind you. We not doing this behind you. What happened to that? Now anything goes as long as they got a little fame, success, money, invisibility.

[00:35:52] Anything goes to be a point where we used to be like, nah, I don't fuck with you. Got niggas out here getting their bodies done and planting muscles in a stomach. We used to be like, yo, man, but everything came down to, man, you just hate.

[00:36:19] I actually am not. Am I hating on do they hate they self? Cause I'm, I know who I am. I know what I am. I know where I'm going. I know where I've been. And nobody say they pissed on me. I can't say I pissed on somebody.

[00:36:39] First of all, little biology really quick. Do you know when a man gets an erection that the area that allows the urine to come out cuts off. So you gotta force that shit out.

[00:36:57] That's why it's so weird when you get up in the morning and you have the morning wood and you pee, it's weird. So for you to be erected, aroused sexually and force out urine, you actually fucking something up. I mean, look it up for yourself.

[00:37:18] What the fuck do I know? Right. You nasty, but nothing is nasty anymore. Everything is like, yo, I do that too. And you had all this eating booty and all. I'm like, yo, hold on. The fuck is going on? How did this shit that was abnormal get normalized?

[00:37:40] And then we quick to say, man, these people who, who, who taught you that shit? Who influenced you? Let's really think about that. Who influenced you? Cause it wasn't us, right? It wasn't us. Who was giving out the first, uh, BBLs what people were doing at,

[00:38:10] at what people had like a certain language, a certain code. Look at these people. They adapted a lot of this shit from them. So when we look at them and we're mad at them, look what they did.

[00:38:23] Look how people are carrying on them to where now you got saucy Santana motherfucker. You got all these do. You got these women who ain't women who saying you don't own periods and all that. It's what all this shit about this,

[00:38:38] what all this shit come down to the influence by them because they was down with them. Then they went out, like they not down with them coming to the real community, but then bring the ways, the actions, the thoughts.

[00:38:52] And if you ain't do that or you ain't no freak or you ain't this, you ain't that. No, you're right. I ain't. Thank you. So we've been infiltrated. The family has been infiltrated. The minds have been infiltrated. How we look at each other has been infiltrated.

[00:39:12] How we deal with each other has been infiltrated. We don't even know how to really communicate anymore. Everything is social media. Everything is FaceTime. Everything is, I rather text and talk. Okay, then I'm not going to be texting you. There's really think about that.

[00:39:40] When people say I'd rather text and talk, I can't find myself communicating. Same fucking a chat room. This ain't a OL instant messenger. This ain't Yahoo messenger. You rather text and talk. Do you know that we can get accomplished in five minutes

[00:40:07] opposed to 97 Texas? Do you know that? Do you know it could take 30 seconds or three minutes to accomplish something opposed to Texan mad times? I don't people will live right in the house with you and text you. You ready? Looking like, Oh wow. Yeah.

[00:40:38] What the hell? This is what this done. This is dysfunction shit. That's propped up. This beautiful, Oh, that right there made you delusional. Made you think that that have normal shit was normal. More than never was normal. It wasn't founded off

[00:40:59] normalcy. It was founded off a freaking off. This is what happened. This is the text where, where I text you at 10 o'clock. You respond at midnight. You know that defeated the purpose, right? You know that because the average person what walks around with their device in

[00:41:31] a hand, the average person got the device in their hand. So if I text you why you text me back two hours later, you look at my texts, Dean responding to me as not really important. You want about your day.

[00:41:52] So I'm not important for you to respond to my text. Then I'm not texting you back. This is where we at now. This is where we at beautiful family. They shared everything, share money, share homes, share success, share children, share a box.

[00:42:13] And it's still in good. So what's good enough? What's good enough for us? What's good enough for us? Normal people. What's good enough for us? People don't have all those things. Do we sit there now? Second guess our relationships that we have or don't have,

[00:42:31] or we got a standard based on we ain't sharing no box. We ain't sharing no success. We ain't sharing no call. We ain't sharing no crib and we don't even got kids together. We might as well not even be together based off of them.

[00:42:45] Is that the new standard of a relationship is that the new standard of what we are striving to do. That's the new standard, not me, because this is what they make in the standard. This is they, this is what they make and what we should be doing. Right?

[00:43:08] Because instead of you looking and saying something ain't right, you say, Oh, beautiful. Look how beautiful they are. Look. Oh man. Beautiful family. And you ain't got one fucking family picture. You never took one family picture with your babies and your significant other,

[00:43:35] but you'll go online and look at complete strangers and say they beautiful. If they beautiful and you don't got no picture like they have, what does that say about you? And what do you think about yourself? If they the ones who's beautiful, then what are you?

[00:43:49] And how do you show your beauty? How do you show your beautiful family? If they the ones who beautiful and you call them beautiful, but you don't have that picture like that. So you don't think your family is beautiful.

[00:44:04] Where's your family picture? Where's you? Your significant other in your babies. Whether it's four children, two children, one, where's that at? But they're beautiful. Just like they say, smartphones, how to phone smart. And I'm the one that's programming.

[00:44:22] I'm the smart one. This phone ain't shit. This is just a device. I'm smart. This ain't smarter than me. I don't call my shit. No smartphones, a damn iPhone and no smartphone, smart TVs. Everything is smart. If a damn device of technology is smart,

[00:44:39] then what am I? I'm a genius cause I'm the one programming it. I'm the one who got to hit the buttons until the buttons can hit they self until this phone could get up and go get me some water and go to the gym.

[00:44:51] Then I'm the one who's smart to this phone could brushes, brush my teeth for me. Then I'm the one who's smart because I got to do this shit. I got to use my brain. This ain't going to do nothing if I don't touch it.

[00:45:02] Smartphones and smartwatch and smart TV, but they program you, you're programming and you buy into it every time you call everything smart and we look at each other and call each other stupid. Then people look at me and say, he think he know everything. He think he's smart.

[00:45:27] Yo, you think you smart? Oh, I ain't smart. But the phone is, I ain't smart, but the TV is, you call it a smart TV and look right at doggy diamonds and say, you, you think you know everything. You think you smart.

[00:45:42] So I ain't smart. I ain't intelligent. I just kindly figured all this shit out how to do all this shit. The best looking live stream on YouTube hands down, but I'm stupid. You want to call me stupid, but your phone is smart.

[00:46:02] Really think about that. Oh, there's a beautiful family. Oh, you ain't got one family portrait. Yeah, because you never even took your kids to see her. Isn't God kid, kid pictures. You don't got, you don't have nothing as a family. How are you building your family?

[00:46:22] You so busy worried about what the fuck everybody else is doing. How are you building your family? Do y'all got a family trust? Do y'all got family recipes? Do you got family traditions? That's how you build culture. That's culture.

[00:46:40] This is what we do in my family. This is our culture. That's how you build culture. You don't got none of that shit, but you, but, but you know what they got. You know what they do. Jay-Z said he in the house feeding his kids liquid gold.

[00:47:00] You giving your babies tap water. You don't even boil it. You ain't even got no Brita. You'll give them tap water, government soda. You worry about what everybody else doing. You didn't take your credit and put your children as authorized users on credit

[00:47:22] cards. No, because you listen to people who say they don't credit ain't nothing. You're not even building your children's future. You're not even putting businesses. You're not even doing anything to secure the legacy of your family,

[00:47:39] but you worried about blue Ivy dancing or whether she shouldn't be dancing, whether she's dancing or not. You worried about her. You worry about everybody else and you live somewhere. You live with somebody. Y'all speak through text.

[00:48:07] Y'all have no communication, but you know everything going on with everybody else. Fix your shit. Hey little kids, don't follow these dopes. Been trying to tell y'all this shit for how long? We use them for entertainment. We use them for what we use it for.

[00:48:25] You could sing, you could dance, you could rap. Some of you some motherfuckers is just buffoons. We laugh at people. We don't laugh with people. We laugh at them sometimes. We keep it there, but when it comes to what we got to do,

[00:48:39] when it comes to what you doing in your household and your private life and your personal life, even in your public life, you handle your business. Fuck what they doing. You ain't like them. Why are you striving to be like them?

[00:48:54] Why are you looking at them like that is the catalyst for where you need to be. I ain't messing with no over Tyler Perry say, well some men just don't have it. Shit. If he could add on to a light bill, that's it. Oh, I'm not,

[00:49:15] I'm not accepting the bare minimum. The fuck do you want? See me? I'm a guy. I'm independent. If I had a relationship or not, these lights going beyond this internet going beyond this microphone, $400 I'm going to get what I need to get. Regardless, nobody can.

[00:49:34] They can only add on and enhance what I'm already gonna do. I'm already gonna do it already. Gotta do. Ain't no handouts. Ain't no way we have this. We're that based off of what people are doing. Fuck what they do.

[00:49:48] I don't know what they don't know what's going on in their household. I don't know what's happening. If I was in a relationship with somebody live with me, you pay the light bill fine. If you don't pay the light bill,

[00:50:00] the lights going beyond shit. I ain't gonna be in the dark. Ain't no, well, you're not adding on to the household and all that. Some people presence, some people presence is added on. Shit ain't always monetary.

[00:50:18] Some people bring an aura and a presence around you to make you get up and get on your shit. Some people care, actually care about you. Cause look, we got celebrities who married, who got everything that you think you want and they don't give a fuck about each

[00:50:33] other. What's stronger than crackhead love? Two people who smoke crack. Don't got nothing. Get their ass whipped together. Smoke crack together. All that shit. What's stronger than crackhead love? The strongest shit in the world is crackhead love. Two people who smoke crack together. They've been together 99 years.

[00:50:57] We worried about what these motherfuckers is doing. They making statements. Yeah, we, we did. So when I see shit, I'd be like, man, shit cat. I don't believe that shit. I don't believe that shit.

[00:51:15] Let me see one of them lose. Let me see one of them lose it all. Let me see one of them lose it all. And one of them said, you know what? I don't care what they lost. We going to fix this. I don't care what go on.

[00:51:32] We going to fix this. That's love. You fall out of love with somebody. You never loved them in the first place. That's people aren't something to do. If you could make somebody seasonal, then you never gave a fuck about them in the first place.

[00:51:52] If somebody is seasonal, this ain't coats. We don't put you away in the winter. I mean, in the summer, we don't break out the Scully's in the winter. That's not what you do with people. But we are looking at what's going on with people and

[00:52:13] thinking that that's our life. They shit more dysfunctional than you. And they so-called got everything. They so-called I got everything. Look how fucking dysfunctional you are. Look how dysfunctional you are. So what? We all got a freak off. We all got to invite people in our bedroom. Okay.

[00:52:35] So say we all follow their code and you can't afford a $400 weave like Beyonce. I can't afford a Bentley. I can't afford $2,000 cufflinks or get my hair teased up. Like John, Michelle Bosque. I was a fun boy. I can't do that. You can't get the week.

[00:53:08] So now are we inadequate or do we work with, with the tools we got? And the first tool that we got as our bond of loyalty to one another, then love for one another. That's what brought us together. I will bond. All that other shit comes later.

[00:53:29] But when the bond, the bond is broke and now you're separated. Think about that. You living up to a standard that the people who set the standard can't even fucking live up to. Just really think about that.

[00:53:48] The people who set the standard can't even live up to it. People break up. It's natural. Shit. I know some girls on Facebook who aren't like they, they don't like they fourth nigga. You know what I'm saying? I'd be like, damn, he got new nigga again. God damn.

[00:54:09] She got some Arby's miles on that broke beef. Shit. I mean, nigga, you're going, you're going to audition on this. I know some girls in the last two years, they done ran through like three, four dudes and was sporting all of them.

[00:54:26] You know what I'm saying? Taking pictures. And I'd be like, cap. Well, this is the one now, right? Cause I know some people character. You know what I'm saying? This is what they do. But I ain't going to look and be like, Oh, relationship goals.

[00:54:48] Oh, look at y'all. Oh yeah. So yeah. It's so cute together. We said that four niggas ago. Hey, we on, we on five now. We what the fuck? This shit got more fucking chapters than Freddy. Then, um,

[00:55:06] Friday the 13th. She like on her fifth nigga. What the fuck? I mean, nigga, she don't bring home to her daddy. The kids is even confused. Everybody confused. But I don't be worried about nobody else. Cause I'd be like, yo, it's hard out here.

[00:55:30] I'm not gonna be able to get my shit together. I'm not gonna be able to get my shit together. It's hard out here. I gotta make sure I'm right. You know what I'm saying? It's hard out here. But Tima, how you know they love each other

[00:55:53] and they going through some shit and you praying for them. But Tima, you know, I love you. You Brooklyn girl from the hood. What do you mean you praying for them? There's people starving that need our prayers. There's babies that were born with cancer and terminal illness.

[00:56:16] Pray for, let's pray for them. I ain't praying for nobody who made a choice. Everything they did was a choice. People with terminal illness didn't make no choice. I ain't listen. I'll be damned if I waste my prayers on goddamn Iman Shumpert and Tiana Taylor.

[00:56:46] Shit, little bit of prayers I got, I'd be damned. Shit, I'd be damned if I say, I know I don't do this much, but if you can, get Tiana Taylor and Iman back together. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here.

[00:57:14] I pray for other people all the time when I pray. I call on the ancestors, I call on to my ancestors as my deceased family members that I know. I call on to the universal God. I do all that, but I'll be damned if I say,

[00:57:28] listen, God, please keep Jay-Z and Beyonce together. I love their music. Get the fuck out of here. God be like, nigga what? Know what I'm saying? God'll be like, nigga what? Is you stupid? No, damn that. Don't you got sick people in your family, nigga?

[00:58:22] And you praying for them? Sit your ass down, nigga. Then next thing you know, my back, like y'all I can't go loud, my back hurt. I don't know why. Cause I asked for some bullshit. Oh man, telling you. I don't ask God for no bullshit.

[00:58:47] I don't ask God for no money. Don't ask for nothing. Me? I asked for clarity. All I want is clarity. I asked for clarity. I ain't asking, please let that iPhone 15 get to me safely. The fuck is wrong with you? Where people be doing that shit?

[00:59:16] If I hit this number, I promise. We all, all right, I ain't gonna front, I ain't gonna front. I don't want to cap. I'm not a capper. So I'm not going to cap. We've all said, listen, God, please. If you let me live, I won't drink again.

[00:59:36] We all said that, y'all. I ain't gonna, we all said that. If you drunk before in your life, if you drank, we all said that, God, please. If you let the room stop spinning, I promise I won't drink again. Just please, stop this room.

[00:59:53] I don't got nothing else to throw up. I'm throwing up blood. I ain't gonna front. We all did that. I would be capping if I didn't say that. We all did that. If you drank before, you prayed to God that please stop this shit that's happening right now.

[01:00:10] I don't even know what's happening. Like God, I promise. And you got the toilet bowl like this. God, please. Please. I don't got nothing else to throw up. God, I think my spleen came out. Please help me. I'll never do it again.

[01:00:35] I'm gonna pour all that liquor out, please. We all did that. I ain't gonna front. So I ain't gonna cap. I'm being honest. We all did that. Oh, and another one. Another one. Fellas, be honest. Fellas, this is for the fellas. Me and y'all, let's be here.

[01:00:56] Let's be one. God, please. I know I ain't have no condom. And I know she said she late, God. But if you could give her, you could let her have her administration, her minster. Her minster. God, please. I promise. I'm gonna go down to CBS.

[01:01:33] I'm gonna get condoms. I'm gonna play it safe from here on out, God. I know I've been gambling. I know I've been playing. I know I've been messing up. I know I've been fornicating. You start getting bitter. I know I've been fornicating. I know I've been lusting.

[01:01:50] I know I've been gluttonous. But please give her her administration. And I'ma stop. We did the, we gotta be honest. Fellas, we gotta be honest. Please, God. Please. So fellas, we did that. I ain't gonna wait. We did waste some prayers in our youth.

[01:02:17] I hear when people say youth to what? Up north. TH is TH. Down south, we all did that. We all was like, listen man, cause you know sometimes you fucked with the neighborhood hussy. You fucked with the neighborhood hussy. And you heard some shit.

[01:02:41] You was just trying to see what everybody else was talking about. Made a mistake. Luckily, I ain't fuck around. I was safe than the mud. But I did not no neighborhood hussy. Never, never. Any neighborhood hussy, you can't leave a comment under here

[01:03:07] and say that I fucked with you. Anybody from Clinton Hill, Bed-Stuy, you was a neighborhood hussy. Y'all don't know me personally. I always dubbed y'all. This is a fact. But I'm just saying, y'all know I'm, I'm a hell of a nigga. You don't get to touch the king.

[01:03:25] Hmm. But anyway, it's been times where you called on to the maker. You, you, you, you was like, I won't kill no more ants. You was just saying all type of shit. And cause you know, you gotta be, you know, some dudes from the hood

[01:03:48] unfortunately be illiterate like a motherfucker. You gotta talk like them and be like, God please, I'm gonna start coming to church. I'm gonna get right with you. This is one time, I'm gonna come to church. I'm gonna go get me some shoes.

[01:04:09] I'm gonna get me a button up. I'm gonna start going with Nana. Every night I'm gonna talk to you. But just let her get her administration. Cause I ain't ready. I promise. It was two times you called on in one sitting,

[01:04:28] you called on when you was hugging that toilet bowl. And then you called on when you realized and she hit you and she was like, uh, I'm late. Like late? I ain't tell you to come through. What do you mean you late? Late for what?

[01:04:44] You ain't coming through? No, I'm late. My um, unmentionable is late. Like your what? What's that? My um, my cycle is you, you know what everything could be like. They got to do with me. You telling me for and you trying to be, you like Cain and menace.

[01:05:09] You're telling me for I had to Jimmy on extra tight. And even sometimes you might've had on a bag. You might add on the bag and then they tell you this and you'd be like, oh shit. Cause you know, some of y'all women don't got bad shot man.

[01:05:29] You don't be like you sitting down and shit. You gotta tell them to get set. Are you sitting down? Sit down. I'm gonna talk to you. I'm late. You'll be sitting there like late for what? I ain't, I ain't fucking around today. No, no, no.

[01:05:44] But like, let me hit you back. Yo, you hit your knees hard. God, you were there. They said you everywhere, but I'm gonna need you right now more than ever. I know I've been making mistakes. I've been making a lot of mistakes

[01:06:12] and I'm trying to get one with you. But Brenda, she just told me something that, you know, took me back, threw me, you know, took me back, threw me, you know, I know I be messing up. I know I be drinking. I know I don't listen.

[01:06:39] I know I don't go to school. We start saying, you start confessing that, I know I don't go to school. And I know you saw me product grease on the dishes when it was my brother's turn to do the dishes. I know I made them dishes mad greasy.

[01:06:53] I know you saw me do that. But I'm gonna get right. Just let her get her administration. I'm gonna start coming to church. I'm gonna put some money in the plate. I'm gonna get right. Just help me, please. I'm gonna stop drinking.

[01:07:19] I don't wanna get high no more. Yo, and I ain't even gonna lie to you. I'm gonna keep it told with you, God. I ain't fucking, oh, sorry, God. I mean, I ain't messing with Star-Mel no more. I ain't Star-Mel can't come through, please. Heh heh heh heh.

[01:07:43] Star-Mel. You know when you don't, you know, you know a lot of motherfuckers don't take accountability. It was like, Star-Mel. See, I told him, I can't drink on an empty stomach. I told him to get me, or at least order a hairy chicken wings and fries.

[01:08:00] But he just came here with that Boca Chica and we drink it. And I was sick. And then Brenda came through and one thing led to another and I'm here today. Heh heh heh heh. I ain't gonna cap. We all did that shit before. We all did that.

[01:08:26] So, you gotta keep it real. You gotta keep it real. We did all the fuck up. You know what I'm saying? Bought that Boca Chica, dude. I told Star-Mel to get me at least order a hairy chicken wings and fries. I would coat my stomach.

[01:08:38] He ain't do it. This nigga came through with Sunny Delight. That thick ass juice. We was drinking that thick ass juice for Chaser. You ever drink Sunny Delight for Chaser? Sunny Delight? Sunny D, pause. That shit thick, pause. You ever drink that shit with liquor?

[01:08:58] Or you just drinking rum and Hawaiian punch and shit? When we used to drink, we had no couf. We had no couf. We was drinking Mountain Dew and rum and shit like, and then you just be irresponsible. Then you be drunk. And they just, every, you know,

[01:09:20] all the girls just look good. It was like, damn, you know what? Your face really ain't as bumpy as it used to be. Yo, your face cleared up. Yo, you not that fat. I'm telling you. That's why I don't drink. That's why I don't drink.

[01:09:53] Because you have no fucking excuse when you sober. When you drunk, you be like, yo, I ain't going front with them arms. You can make me some potato salad. You go to they house, you know, my mother so fat she can't fit in certain doors

[01:10:20] and shit like that. Or she live upstairs, her mother can't come upstairs because her mother's mad fat and shit. Or her grandmother can't make it to the basement ever. So you go in the basement and you get stupid off that Boca Chica and Mountain Dew.

[01:10:35] You ain't got no bags. You did some stupid shit. You drank with Star Mell on an empty stomach. Now you home calling Earl, hugging the toilet bowl. She tell you some shit and now you double praying. The room is like, yo. That shit like a merry-go-round.

[01:10:54] The room is crazy. And then she hit you with that shit. And your damn ass didn't even realize, hold on. I just hit that shit last night. What you telling me that for? But you panic, you know what I'm saying? You start, you just panic.

[01:11:13] You just hit it last night and she's telling you, I'm late. You like, oh shit. So that's what you get for being drunk and irresponsible and creeping sometimes too. That's what you get. I know some niggas who have babies with the neighborhood hussies. That's what you get.

[01:11:31] Like yo, I'm late. You be like, oh no. Everything just goes through your mind. Oh shit. They gonna clown me at this baby shower. Damn. Damn. Wonder where I could get some Burberry for cheap. Damn. I'm gonna have to match.

[01:11:59] I'm gonna have to wear a matching Burberry, Brenda. Damn. I probably don't make Burberry in her size. I wonder if auntie still know how to sew. Maybe we could make her some custom Burberry. Oh man. I hate y'all, just having fun with y'all.

[01:12:21] But I wanted to be a standup comic in my after, I mean, my former life. I swore I was gonna be a standup comic. I'm telling you. That's why I roast anybody. That's why anybody say something to me crazy, I get them.

[01:12:38] I wanted to be a standup comic and one day I'm gonna do it, no T.I. But if they boo me, I'm gonna take this gun and we gonna clear this motherfucker out. I'll hear one boo. You better not boo who? You better not sneeze.

[01:12:57] None of that shit. You look like you in opposition to my comedy. The same thing that's gonna make your ass laugh gonna make you cry. I better laugh. Telling you, I ain't playing. No boos. None of that shit. I'm flipping. You better laugh. I don't wanna hear shit.

[01:13:23] So before we go, before we go, special birthday to one of our moderators, one of our Doggy Diamonds TV community members. Today is Coach Kandaka's birthday. Can we all type happy birthday to Coach Kandaka? I should have said that early in the show when she was here.

[01:13:44] I don't know if she's here, but it's Coach Kandaka birthday today. I think she turned about 24. So if everybody could please say happy birthday to her, that would be dope. So happy birthday to Coach Kandaka, many more. Thank you for all you do with my community

[01:14:11] and all you do to help us grow, flourish, and just being a genuine person. You damn Virgos. Look, Virgo Smith, what the hell happened? I can't get away from these damn Virgos. But yeah, today is her birthday. So, you know, that's it. Yo, and for the record, right?

[01:14:40] I'm just gonna say this to the people who exercise and work out like I do. I ate some fried chicken today, all right? I'm gonna be straight up transparent with y'all. So I went to the supermarket and they had some chicken. It was fried, two chicken breasts.

[01:14:59] I love titties, so you know I'm eating chicken titties. That's all I eat, you know what I'm saying? Nigga don't eat no thighs, ain't no chicken back, ain't no wings, I'm eating titties, right? So, it just was on sale. It was $3 for two fried chicken titties.

[01:15:18] I just got out the gym. I couldn't, I was starving. I could've got a salad, but I ain't want no rabbit food. I wanted some titties. So I had them two fried chicken titties. It just was rocking, but I ate them.

[01:15:32] I ate the chicken titties, I ain't gonna lie to you. When people say, what do you eat? What do you eat? No, I ate it, ate them. The carcass is dead, but I ate them. But what I did was, after I ate them,

[01:15:45] I went back to the gym. Just to at least get a little, I tried to work them off, I ain't gonna lie to you. One thing I will never do on my platform is lie. I am transparent. Many people who know me offline will tell you

[01:16:00] I am the same way. If you listened to me 10 years ago, I am the same way. There's no cap, if there's no cap, I'm the same way. There's no cap, if anything, I've grown and matured a little bit more, but I'm the same way.

[01:16:15] We don't change, we don't flip flop, we don't do none of that. But I went back to the gym, got on the bike, at least to work the titties off. You know what I'm saying? At least to feel like, all right. But I ain't gonna lie to you.

[01:16:28] That hummus, you don't hear that shit? That hummus is calling me. I know. That shit is like, you remember Friday the 13th when you heard, you see a ch-ch-ch? Remember that shit? That's what that hummus is doing to me. It's telling me to come in the refrigerator,

[01:16:54] grab them chips up there and just dip about 16 of them. I ain't gotta get stupid, just like 16. I'm telling you. That shit is, I hear it. It's like some type of dog whistle or something. Maybe y'all don't hear it. But I hear that hummus, it's calling me.

[01:17:16] And I'm like a little kid after a while, I'm gonna sit here like this with my fingers in my ears. That hummus is calling me. Hummus, you won't win tonight. I'll catch you on the rebound. Not tonight, hummus. I got a headache.